Partee?

Very quick. Why the fuck are there so many guys online looking to 'partee'? If I'm not mistaken, that means they want sex with drugs involved, correct? It's alarming. Even those who seem to know better are apparently into it. I believe the substance of choice is usually 'ice' AKA meth which is horrible because that shit makes you ugly.

I once hooked up with someone who was into that sort of "recreation". He used poppers though so I don't know if that qualifies. He was actually cute but he looked weird with bloodshot eyes after a few sniffs. I didn't really understand what a fluid that smells like an extra-strength liniment does but it's supposed to put you in the mood.

Anyway, I don't mean to preach but it's bad enough that there's HIV. Do we really need to add drugs in the mix?

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Grey Gardens

The first time I heard of 'Grey Gardens' was when Drew Barrymore talked about while promoting the HBO movie a couple of years ago. I didn't know it was a remake then. More recently, after an episode of 'The New Normal', I looked it up and found the original documentary on YouTube. It's been bookmarked many weeks ago but I only got to see it last night.

I was expecting a lot after seen the comments. Not even halfway through and I was already itching to stop it. But I'm glad I did. It's deceivingly boring in the beginning but it grows on you.

Now here's what that house looks like after it was bought from the Beales and renovated.

Grey Gardens is really like the early onset of reality entertainment. I almost want to compare it to 'Hoarders', 'Real Housewives' and the Kardashians but I figured that would be sacrilegious. I love Little Edie too much to do that.

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The Brothers Brant

Beautiful Boys

They're young, dashing, filthy rich and have become regular front row fixtures in several exclusive fashion shows. And yes, these boys are gay. Peter Brant II and Harry Brant may look like the updated, much more fashionable versions of the characters in that homoerotic B movie 'The Brotherhood' but they're really Park Avenue socialites living the privileged NYC lifestyle straight out of Gossip Girl. Forget about Blair and Serena though, these kids are the real deal being the sons of Interview magazine's publisher Peter Brant Sr. and former model and actress Stephanie Seymour.

Sup, bitches?

"Don't panic but your hair smells like last season."

I caught wind of these genetically gifted boys just now when Refinery 29 reported about the older brother's controversial Instagram photo. Now, I'm a little obsessed. I know he's just 18 but Peter Brant II is doing things to me, seriously.

These one percenters have been hanging out with Naomi Campbell, Tinsley Mortimer, Derek Blasberg and Michelle Harper among many fashion luminaries and are expected to propel further to the industry's glittering stratosphere. Read their outrages features on The New York Times, Gawker, Vanity Fair and Fashionista and conclude that life is unfair. It's all so outrages I'm still a little overwhelmed.

Uhm, watch out, Branboy?

Photos: nytimes, gawker

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Let's Have A Kiki

Obsessed! I am so fucking bored I badly need a kiki!

Do you want to have a kiki? With me? A kiki, anyone?

Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

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