Friday, November 09, 2012

The Brothers Brant

Beautiful Boys

They're young, dashing, filthy rich and have become regular front row fixtures in several exclusive fashion shows. And yes, these boys are gay. Peter Brant II and Harry Brant may look like the updated, much more fashionable versions of the characters in that homoerotic B movie 'The Brotherhood' but they're really Park Avenue socialites living the privileged NYC lifestyle straight out of Gossip Girl. Forget about Blair and Serena though, these kids are the real deal being the sons of Interview magazine's publisher Peter Brant Sr. and former model and actress Stephanie Seymour.

Sup, bitches?
"Don't panic but your hair smells like last season."

I caught wind of these genetically gifted boys just now when Refinery 29 reported about the older brother's controversial Instagram photo. Now, I'm a little obsessed. I know he's just 18 but Peter Brant II is doing things to me, seriously.

These one percenters have been hanging out with Naomi Campbell, Tinsley Mortimer, Derek Blasberg and Michelle Harper among many fashion luminaries and are expected to propel further to the industry's glittering stratosphere. Read their outrages features on The New York Times, Gawker, Vanity Fair and Fashionista and conclude that life is unfair. It's all so outrages I'm still a little overwhelmed.

Uhm, watch out, Branboy?

Photos: nytimes, gawker

1 comment:

  1. To every yin there is a yang:::To each good accompanies an evil.
    The gods created this duality to use as a tool. This Situation represents the good, illustrating the optimal path for man with what time we have left.
    Call me a prophet or perhaps a different title:::Second Coming. Granted there will be a battle between good and evil in The End just as the Christian Bible reads. This is the god's positioning, and following through with these promises will allow the gods to fulfill any remaining obligation to the people::::1000 years with Jesus on Planet Earth.
    Quite consistant with this duality, moral roles will be reversed come the fulfillment of their choreography:::The Anti-Christ will preach reverting to the old ways while the Second Coming of Christ will preach the celebration of sin people wallow in.
    Whereas the first is essentially in the books, I fear the gods have me slated for the role as Anti-Christ as well.
    Reeling in defeat, I worry the gods will use the Anti-Christ as the seeds of disfavor on the next Planet Earth. In the god's positioning we see a preparation, alligning me against them, intensifying my hatred, specifically to manufacture this element of disfavor which they will use come the next Garden of Eden.
    Recall in the Bible the gods promise eternal life to all who believe in Jesus. This is true, with a catch:::TRUE BELIEVERS who survive tactics and tests designed to filter out non-believers will begin anew a planet's (intelligent) life cycle, from agriculture to industrialization to technology. These tests and tactics will be why the number of survivors will be so low.
    All the things experienced on Earth will be reexperienced again. In this sinless enviornment of purity (outside worship of a false god) there must be an element of disfavor which begins the planet's decline. Selected to help the gods absolve themselves of culpability arising from the 20th century destruction of Planet Earth, the gods in their "infinite wisdom" may have selected me for this role. Despite accomplishing their goals as per their strategy, their positioning states my efforts countered their wishes, helping the far end of the trough and many who have been decreed "The Damned". As such I am that figure who initiates disfavor on the next Planet Earth.
    Deceptive at best, immorally wicked at worst. But fuck, it's only me, so who gives a fuck?

    The gods already killed a psychiatrists in my behalf.
    The gods do these things in my behalf to illustrate who I am. In the execution of their strategy lies clues, for example Haiti's cholera outbreak as opposed to Chile's celebration during its miner rescue, eliminating any benefit which could have been derived from the suffering arising from each respective earthquake.