Behavioral Warning

Ricardo Tisci and this model, whose name apparently is Bette Franke (DNA), got me in trouble at work last night. A QA caught me accessing a non-work related website and provided the above screen shot. It's my first warning ever after almost 2 years and I was asked to give an explanation.

Well I was so bored so I Googled 'Ricardo Tisci' and browsed through the New York mag website to catch up on my Models 101. I mean, hello, Youtube is not allowed in the office you know.

Of course I didn't say that. I understand these things require premium bullshit so I gave them just that.

Gawd. I really need to get a new job. After we get a new apartment that is, which is, by the way, turning out to be a never-ending quest. Ugh. Forget about that, I need a new life. But until I get one, a new watch will do for the moment being.